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		<title>Fool&#8217;s fate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Един пример как преводът променя текста&#8230; дали не се отнася и за превода &#8220;мозък → уста&#8221;? Българската версия ми харесва повече&#8230; И в тоз последен танц на избор аз няма да съм с теб. Встрани стоя и пак те гледам, но не танцувам с теб. И в тоз последен танц на избор аз се сбогувам с [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Един пример как преводът променя текста&#8230; дали не се отнася и за превода &#8220;мозък → уста&#8221;?<br />
Българската версия ми харесва повече&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><em>И в тоз последен танц на избор<br />
аз няма да съм с теб.<br />
Встрани стоя и пак те гледам,<br />
но не танцувам с теб.</em></p>
<p><em>И в тоз последен танц на избор<br />
аз се сбогувам с теб.<br />
Дано да те окриля тя -<br />
аз се сбогувам с теб.</em></p>
<p><em>И в тоз последен танц на избор<br />
без теб танцувам с теб.<br />
Щастлив бъди, не ме помни,<br />
аз се сбогувам с теб.</em></p>
<p><em>И в тоз последен танц на избор<br />
сърцата си четем.<br />
И няма мъка, няма скръб,<br />
а &#8211; сбогом. Нека спрем.</em></p>
<h3><em>The Fools Poem</em></h3>
<p><em>In that last dance of chances<br />
I shall partner you no more.<br />
I shall watch another turn you<br />
As you move across the floor.</em></p>
<p><em>In that last dance of chances<br />
When I bid your life goodbye<br />
I hope she treats you kindly.<br />
I will hope you learn to fly.</em></p>
<p><em>In that dance of chances<br />
When I know you&#8217;ll not be mine<br />
I will let you go with longing<br />
And the hope that you&#8217;ll be fine.</em></p>
<p><em>In that last dance of chances<br />
We shall know each other&#8217;s minds,<br />
We shall part with our regrets<br />
When the tie no longer binds.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>New old posts</title>
		<link>http://yurii.org/wp/2009/08/new-old-posts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Updated WordPress to 2.8.2 today&#8230; turns out, 2.8.3 just came out&#8230; More importantly, I copy/pasted all my blog enries from my original blog, that I programmed myself in 2005&#8230; wow, I was good! Ah, the memories&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Updated WordPress to 2.8.2 today&#8230; turns out, 2.8.3 just came out&#8230; <img src='http://yurii.org/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>More importantly, I copy/pasted all my blog enries from my original blog, that I programmed myself in 2005&#8230; wow, I was good! Ah, the memories&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Recipe for a surprise</title>
		<link>http://yurii.org/wp/2009/04/recipe-for-a-surprise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lovely surprise Serves 1 to infinite Ingredients: 1 (or more) recipient(s),  100 g fresh planning, 3 doses improvisation, a batch of inspiration, 2 colorful pens, a tint of hint, and a taste of unexpectedness. 1. Smile. Enjoy life and be happy. 2. Have one inspirational thought. Say it out loud and taste it. If it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Lovely surprise</em><br />
Serves 1 to infinite</p>
<p>Ingredients:<br />
1 (or more) recipient(s),  100 g fresh planning, 3 doses improvisation, a batch of inspiration, 2 colorful pens, a tint of hint, and a taste of unexpectedness.</p>
<p>1. Smile. Enjoy life and be happy.<br />
2. Have one inspirational thought. Say it out loud and taste it. If it is sweet, keep it.<br />
3. If it feels right, mention it to recipient(s) and potentially arouse their curiosity.<br />
4. Save the idea. Enjoy life. Be happy.<br />
5. When the appropriate moment presents itself, combine  2 doses of inspiration and a colorful pen. Mix well using slightly melted planning.<br />
6. Add some hinting to raise the expectations.<br />
7. Enjoy life.<br />
8. Utilize an unexpected moment (or improbable conditions) to deliver.<br />
9. Sprinkle sugar if needed.<br />
10. Look at recipient(s) smiling face.</p>
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		<title>Hammerfall &amp; Sabaton &amp; Bloodbound &#8211; Sofia &#8211; 10.04.09</title>
		<link>http://yurii.org/wp/2009/04/hammerfall-sabaton-bloodbound-sofia-100409/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Describing music with words is close to impossible (especially for me,  now&#8230;). Therefore, I will use numbers: experience score &#8211; 9.5/10. The rest &#8211; exalted shouts, the waves of a black sea, flickering colorful lights, throat pain, a phone, and glittering eyes&#8230; and a text message. The last song of the concert is dedicated as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Describing music with words is close to impossible (especially for me,  now&#8230;).</p>
<p>Therefore, I will use numbers: experience score &#8211; 9.5/10.</p>
<p>The rest &#8211; exalted shouts, the waves of a black sea, flickering colorful lights, throat pain, a phone, and glittering eyes&#8230; and a text message.</p>
<p>The last song of the concert is dedicated as my reply&#8230;</p>
<p><em>Never thought I&#8217;d feel again, feel the darkness fade and see the morning sun arise<br />
Never thought I&#8217;d feel alive again, senses dull and blunt from all the lies</em></p>
<p><em>Now, when I hold your face so close to mine<br />
I see a place where the sun will shine, with you in it&#8217;s divine</em></p>
<p><em>Looking down into those eyes, I know, I&#8217;ll be lost and never found again.<br />
Kiss me once and I will surely melt and die,<br />
kiss me twice and I will never leave your side ! (if) Dreams Come True</em></p>
<p><em>Do I dare to trust this time?<br />
Ooh, the Bells of Fortune, will I ever hear them chime?<br />
Only those who have been burned before<br />
truly know the meaning of Hell&#8217;s flaming core</em></p>
<p><em>I was the brooding night and you were dawn.<br />
Saving me, for I was forlorn, in your light I am reborn.</em></p>
<p><em>Looking down into those eyes, I know, I&#8217;ll be lost and never found again.<br />
Kiss me once and I will surely melt and die,<br />
kiss me twice and I will never leave your side?(if) Dreams Come True</em></p>
<p><em>Then, when the walls are breaking down on us, when all we see is misery<br />
will you still believe in me?</em></p>
<p><em>Looking down into those eyes, I know, I&#8217;ll be lost and never found again.<br />
Kiss me once and I will surely melt and die,<br />
kiss me twice and I will never leave your side,<br />
until the sign of winter, always by your side&#8230;.<br />
(Dreams Come True)</em></p>
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		<title>Guns &#8216;n&#8217; Roses &#8211; Chinese Democracy (2009) &#8211; This I Love</title>
		<link>http://yurii.org/wp/2009/04/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-2009-this-i-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now I don&#8217;t know why She wouldn&#8217;t say goodbye But then it seems that I Had seen it in her eyes. And it might not be wise I&#8217;d still have to try With all the love I have inside I can&#8217;t deny I just can&#8217;t let it die Cause her heart&#8217;s just like mine [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now I don&#8217;t know why<br />
She wouldn&#8217;t say goodbye<br />
But then it seems that I<br />
Had seen it in her eyes.</p>
<p>And it might not be wise<br />
I&#8217;d still have to try<br />
With all the love I have inside<br />
I can&#8217;t deny</p>
<p>I just can&#8217;t let it die<br />
Cause her heart&#8217;s just like mine<br />
She holds her pain inside</p>
<p>So if you ask me why<br />
She wouldn&#8217;t say goodbye<br />
I know somewhere inside</p>
<p>There is a special light<br />
Still shining bright<br />
And even on the darkest night<br />
She can&#8217;t deny</p>
<p>So if she&#8217;s somewhere near me<br />
I hope to God she hears me<br />
There&#8217;s no one else<br />
Could ever make me feel<br />
I&#8217;m so alive<br />
I hoped she&#8217;d never leave me<br />
Please God you must believe me<br />
I&#8217;ve searched the universe<br />
And found myself<br />
Within&#8217; her eyes</p>
<p>No matter how I try<br />
They say it&#8217;s all a lie<br />
So what&#8217;s the use of my<br />
Confessions to a crime<br />
Of passions that won&#8217;t die<br />
In my heart</p>
<p>So if she&#8217;s somewhere near me<br />
I hope to God she hears me<br />
There&#8217;s no one else<br />
Could ever make me feel<br />
I&#8217;m so alive<br />
I hoped she&#8217;d never leave me<br />
Please God you must believe me<br />
I&#8217;ve searched the universe<br />
And found myself<br />
Within&#8217; her eyes</p>
<p>(Solo)</p>
<p>So if she&#8217;s somewhere near me<br />
I hope to God she hears me<br />
There&#8217;s no one else<br />
Could ever make me feel<br />
I&#8217;m so alive</p>
<p>I hoped she&#8217;d never leave me<br />
Please God you must believe me<br />
I&#8217;ve searched the universe<br />
And found myself<br />
Within her eyes</p>
<p>And now I don&#8217;t know why<br />
She wouldn&#8217;t say goodbye<br />
It just might be that I<br />
Had seen it in her eyes<br />
And now it seems that I<br />
Gave up my ghost of pride<br />
I&#8217;ll never say goodbye</p>
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		<title>Guns &#8216;n&#8217; Roses &#8211; Chinese Democracy (2009) &#8211; Sorry</title>
		<link>http://yurii.org/wp/2009/04/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-2009-sorry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You like to hurt me You know that you do You like to think In some way That it&#8217;s me An not you (But we know that isn&#8217;t true) You like to have me Jump and be god But I&#8230; Don&#8217;t want to do it You don&#8217;t know why I won&#8217;t act the way You [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You like to hurt me<br />
You know that you do<br />
You like to think<br />
In some way<br />
That it&#8217;s me<br />
An not you<br />
(But we know that isn&#8217;t true)</p>
<p>You like to have me<br />
Jump and be god<br />
But I&#8230;<br />
Don&#8217;t want to do it</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t know why<br />
I won&#8217;t act the way<br />
You think I should</p>
<p>You thought they&#8217;d make me<br />
Behave and submit (submit)</p>
<p>What were you thinking<br />
Cause I don&#8217;t forget</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t know why<br />
I won&#8217;t give in<br />
To hell with the pressure<br />
I&#8217;m not cavin&#8217; in</p>
<p>You know that I<br />
Got under your skin<br />
You sold your soul<br />
But I won&#8217;t let you win</p>
<p>You talk too much<br />
You say I do</p>
<p>Difference is nobody cares about you</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got all the answers<br />
You know everything<br />
Why nobody asked you<br />
&#8216;S a mystery to me</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry for you<br />
Not sorry for me<br />
You don&#8217;t know who in the hell to<br />
or not to believe<br />
I&#8217;m sorry for you<br />
Not sorry for me<br />
You don&#8217;t know who you can trust now<br />
Or you should believe<br />
You should believe<br />
You don&#8217;t know who you can trust now<br />
Or you should believe</p>
<p>You close your eyes<br />
All well and good<br />
I&#8217;ll kick your ass<br />
Like I said that I would</p>
<p>You tell them stories they&#8217;d rather believe<br />
Use and confuse them<br />
They&#8217;re numb and naive</p>
<p>Truth is the truth hurts<br />
Don&#8217;t you agree?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s harder to live<br />
With the truth about you<br />
Than to live with<br />
The lies about me</p>
<p>Nobody owes you<br />
Not one goddamn thing<br />
You know where to put your<br />
Just shut up and sing</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry for you<br />
Not sorry for me<br />
You don&#8217;t know who in the hell to<br />
Or not to believe<br />
I&#8217;m sorry for you<br />
Not sorry for me<br />
You choose to hurt those that love you<br />
An won&#8217;t see them free<br />
Won&#8217;t see them free<br />
You choose to hurt those that love you<br />
An won&#8217;t see them free</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t need<br />
Anyone else to be<br />
Sorry for you<br />
You&#8217;ve got no heart<br />
You can&#8217;t see<br />
All that you&#8217;ve done for me<br />
I know the reasons<br />
You tear me apart</p>
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		<title>Queensrÿche &#8211; American Soldier (2009) &#8211; Remember me</title>
		<link>http://yurii.org/wp/2009/04/queensryche-american-soldier-2009-remember-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For just one minute, step into my life. Read the page and run away with me. The day I made that vow. I didn&#8217;t know then what I know today. There&#8217;s so much to say. I don&#8217;t know what the future holds and I&#8217;m sorry if I seemed too cold. A man conflicted in his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>For just one minute, step into my life.<br />
Read the page and<br />
run away with me.<br />
The day I made that vow.<br />
I didn&#8217;t know then what I know today.<br />
There&#8217;s so much to say.<br />
I don&#8217;t know what the future holds<br />
and I&#8217;m sorry if I seemed too cold.<br />
A man conflicted in his head<br />
makes poor choices, regrets the words he said.<br />
Remember me and all the times we had.<br />
The way I held you.<br />
Remember me whenever you feel sad.<br />
All I want from you<br />
is for you to tell me that you miss me.<br />
Will you wait for me?<br />
Remember me&#8230;please.<br />
Just wait one minute. Give me a chance<br />
and I&#8217;ll make you see just what you really<br />
mean to me.<br />
It took a living hell to<br />
show me. All I want is to be with you.<br />
You know that what I say is true.<br />
I promise when I get back home<br />
I&#8217;ll be the man you used to know.<br />
And I won&#8217;t spend another day<br />
without you, girl.<br />
I need your strength.<br />
Please stay and<br />
remember me and all the times we had.<br />
The way I loved you.<br />
Remember me whenever you feel sad.<br />
All I want from you<br />
is for you to tell me that you miss me.<br />
Will you wait for me?</p>
<p>Remember me.</em></p>
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		<title>The ACS Blues</title>
		<link>http://yurii.org/wp/2009/03/the-acs-blues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yurii</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; from within the depths of my hard drive&#8230; &#8220;Well, I woke up this morning and I had those ACS Blues Said I woke up this morning and I had those ACS Blues Well, I went next door and Doctor Charles had them too Now, I&#8217;m taking that seventy-six bus almost every single day Said [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>&#8230; from within the depths of my hard drive&#8230;</em></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Well, I woke up this morning and I had those ACS Blues<br />
Said I woke up this morning and I had those ACS Blues<br />
Well, I went next door<br />
and Doctor Charles had them too</p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m taking that seventy-six bus almost every single day<br />
Said I&#8217;m  taking that seventy-six bus almost every single day<br />
I wish I was going the other way</p>
<p>Teachers told me learning English was as easy as puttin&#8217; on your shoes<br />
Teachers told me learning English was as easy as puttin&#8217; on your shoes<br />
But when I got my report card<br />
The only thing I saw were twos</p>
<p>I&#8217;m taking lots of courses, the TOEFL and the SAT<br />
I&#8217;m taking lots of courses, the TOEFL and the SAT<br />
And though I study every night<br />
It&#8217;s still Greek to me</p>
<p>So I went to a cafe; you know I didn&#8217;t go to class<br />
So I went to a cafe; you know I didn&#8217;t go to class<br />
Well, Mrs. Shoteva wouldn&#8217;t help me<br />
She wouldn&#8217;t give me no kind of pass</p>
<p>Well, I woke up this morning and I had those ACS Blues<br />
Said I woke up this morning and I had those ACS Blues<br />
Well, I went up to Simeonovo<br />
and the teachers had them too&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><em>— author unknown</em></p>
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		<title>Кратък Номски Речник</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Из „Научна енциклопедия за любознателния млад ном“ ЛЕТИЩА: Места, където хората търчат насам натам като луди, а после сядат някъде и почват да чакат. ФЛОРИДА (ИЛИ ФЛОРИДИЯ): Място, където могат да се видят АЛИГАТОРИ, ДЪЛГОШИЕСТИ МОРСКИ КОСТЕНУРКИ u КОСМИЧЕСКИ СОВАЛКИ. Интересно място — топло, мокро u има ГЪСКИ. Тук се срешат и САНДВИЧИ С БЕКОН, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Из „Научна енциклопедия за любознателния млад ном“</p>
<p><strong>ЛЕТИЩА:</strong> Места, където хората търчат насам натам като луди, а после сядат някъде и почват да чакат.</p>
<p><strong>ФЛОРИДА (ИЛИ ФЛОРИДИЯ):</strong> Място, където могат да се видят АЛИГАТОРИ, ДЪЛГОШИЕСТИ МОРСКИ КОСТЕНУРКИ u КОСМИЧЕСКИ СОВАЛКИ. Интересно място — топло, мокро u има ГЪСКИ. Тук се срешат и САНДВИЧИ С БЕКОН, МАРУЛЯ И ДОМАТ. Доста по-интересно място от доста други. Като го гледаш от въздуха, прилича на нещо, забучено върху по-голямо нещо.</p>
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<p>Това е част от континента. Тя стърчи на югоизток в топлото море. Повечето нейни жители я наричат Флорида.</p>
<p>Да ви кажа честно, всъщност повечето нейни жители не я наричат така. По-точно изобщо никак не я наричат. Те не знаят дори и че съществува. Повечето нейни жители имат по шест крака и бръмчат. Доста пък имат по осем крака и си прекарват дните, като висят по разни паяжини и чакат онези шестокраките да пристигнат за обяд. От останалите мнозина са с по четири крака и лаят, мучат или дори лежат из блатата и се преструват на кютуци. Всъщност само една мъничка-мъничка част от жителите на Флорида имат по два крака, а дори и повечето от тях не я наричат Флорида. Те предимно писукат и хвърчат насам-натам.</p>
<p>Математически погледнато, една почти незначителна част от жителите на Флорида я наричат Флорида. Само че именно те са най-важни. Поне според самите тях. А именно тяхното мнение има значение. Поне според самите тях.</p>
<p><strong>ГЪСКА</strong>: вид птица, която лети по-бавно от КОНКОРД, например, и на нея не сервират нищо за ядене. Според номита, които я познават добре, ГЪСКАТА е най-тъпата птица, ако не броим ПАТКАТА. Тя си прекарва времето предимно в летене насам-натам. Като транспортно средство от ГЪСКАТА има още много да се желае.</p>
<p><strong>КОСМОС</strong>: бива два вида: а) нещо, в което няма нищо, и b) нищо, в което има всичко. Той е онова, което ви остава, когато вече нищо не ви е останало. Там няма въздух, няма и гравитация — това последното е онова, дето крепи хората върху разните неща. Ако космосът не съществуваше, всичко щеше да е струпано на едно място.</p>
<p><strong>НАУКА</strong>: Начин да откриваш разни неща и да ги караш да ти работят. Науката обяснява онова, което постоянно става около нас. РЕЛИГИЯТА също, но науката по я бива, защото, ако нещо се издъни предлага къде-къде по-разбираемо извинение. На тоя свят има много повече НАУКА, отколкото си мислите.</p>
<p><strong>ЖАБИ:</strong> Някои хора си мислят, че да се знае за жабите е много важно нещо. Жабите са дребни, зелени или жълти, и имат по четири крака. Квакат. Младите жаби се наричат попови лъжички. Според мен за жабите няма какво друго да се каже.</p>
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		<title>29 lines to make you smile</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn&#8217;t. 2. I don&#8217;t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it&#8217;s illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn&#8217;t.<br />
 2. I don&#8217;t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.<br />
 3. Some people are alive only because it&#8217;s illegal to kill them.<br />
 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.<br />
 5. Don&#8217;t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.<br />
 6. You&#8217;re just jealous because the voices only talk to me<br />
 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.<br />
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.<br />
 9. I&#8217;m not a complete idiot &#8212; Some parts are just missing.<br />
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.<br />
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.<br />
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.<br />
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.<br />
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.<br />
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?<br />
16. Being &#8216;over the hill&#8217; is much better than being under it!<br />
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.<br />
18. Procrastinate Now!<br />
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?<br />
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.<br />
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.<br />
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!<br />
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.<br />
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.<br />
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.<br />
26. Ham and eggs&#8230;A day&#8217;s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.<br />
27. The trouble with life is there&#8217;s no background music.<br />
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith &#038; Wesson.<br />
29. I smile because I don&#8217;t know what the hell is going on.</p>
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